A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Badgers are cool

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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whats a dick a dick

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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