- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

You're Adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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