Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Snarf Nuggets

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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