- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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