I saw a poor man named rich

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Women Driving.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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