- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

I share two rooms with my mother.

YOU

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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