What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

This is a joke setup.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Today is May 18 2016.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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