Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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