I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Do you know what's not right? Left.

i'm funny

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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