- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

I am a n1gger.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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