- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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