- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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