- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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