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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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