What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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A black man in a country bar.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Badgers are cool

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A man made a sandwich.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Anti Joke

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