- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Michael Castillo is gay

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Women.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

A homosexual walks into a church

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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