- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!