I said I hate niiggers

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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