- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

A baby gets hit by a bus.

YES! EXACTLY!

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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