- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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