What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Worst joke ever

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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