- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

im black

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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