- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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