whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

0 + 0 = 0

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Today is May 18 2016.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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