A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Zach Barlow

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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