why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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