- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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