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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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