- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

This is not an anti joke.

i can't stand cripple jokes

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

... i forgot the joke :p

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