Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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neil patrick harris

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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since when?

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Give me thumbs up!

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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