yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Your mom.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Anti Joke

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