- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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