- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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