Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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