- Anti Joke

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

PENIS

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Spell: “This word”

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

PENIS

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Spell: “This word”

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________