- Anti Joke

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Ham sandwich

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke