- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedy.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Kathy Griffin.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Jaden McMichael

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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