- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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