- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

i cant think of one.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

I have Alzheimer. What?

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

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