- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

Womens Rights.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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