Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Billy Cundiff.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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