- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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