Melbourne Football Club.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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poo is yummy

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Why did the book disappear?

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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