- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

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