Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Land Rovers

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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