- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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