- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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