How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Kelly Clarkson

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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