- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

your mother hates you

Spell: “This word”

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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