- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

A baby seal walks into a club.

What just hit my face? The floor

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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