Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Thanks

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Life is an elephant, get married.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Zach Barlow

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

your mother hates you

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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