There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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myspace

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Black people

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Mike tyson

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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