Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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