- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

I was born.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

roses are black violets are black im blind

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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