a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Michael Brown

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Comedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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