how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Your mom.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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