- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Their, they're, there You're, your

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Chinese drivers.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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