- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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