Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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involved parents.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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hey bill!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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