3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Iggy Azalea

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

You know what is not cool? Fire.

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eloise dey.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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