This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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The Game.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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You are Nerochan right?

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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