- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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