- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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