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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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