- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

You smell like shit

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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