WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Donald Trump

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Samantha

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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knock knock come in

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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