Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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girls lacrosse

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Shit!

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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