This one time at band camp....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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vaginas

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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