What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Gorden Brown.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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