poop is very very yummy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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neil patrick harris

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Girls

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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