Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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YOLO.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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