why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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