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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Sophie Cameron is Gay

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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