What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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