- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Women's rights.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

i cant think of one.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

im black

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Nicolas Cage's acting.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

A guy has cancer. He dies.

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