whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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tea with milk?

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Women's rights

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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