The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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obama

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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