if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Life is an elephant, get married.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Zach Barlow

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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