How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Billy Cundiff.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Woman.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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