A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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