whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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