- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Women have the right to vote.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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