- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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