What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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penis hehehehe

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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*spongebob voice* 25

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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