Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Iggy Azalea

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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