you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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