What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Penal Dysfunction

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Stop being a centipede

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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