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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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religion.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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what time is it? 3:16

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Anti Joke

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