Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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kevin kim

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Women's rights.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Yes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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