Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Jews

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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